Alien Barbie

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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frontpagewoman

Throwing is handing out?

solacekames

This is so dehumanizing.

salmahayek

Handing out supplies..I would expect the POTUS to be shaking hands with the people and hugging people. Not throwing items into a crowd like he’s an NBA halftime show throwing T-Shirts at fans.

manniefreshhaircut

This is disgusting.

angelbabyspice

literally what the FUCK?!

alien-barbiee

he is LITERALLY giving people resources. I saw this post and before i scrolled down to see the notes i thought to myself “wow I know this is tumblr but there’s no way anyone’s going to say anything negative about this..” 


if it were obama doing the exact same thing in this video, everyone would be singing his praise I’m just saying

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lokiloo

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness.

So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started:

Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.


dreadwerewolf

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.